On YouTube, there is nothing more popular right now than a response to Andrew Meyer being tasered at the University of Florida. We found the top 10 most popular as of Thursday morning that are still getting hits. Here they are, ordered from least to most watched.

10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1HsyG-H5Tw
9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eZqn9hiEyw

One was from a guy who communicates like a Neanderthal with a stutter. The other is a guy who is “so outraged it’s not even funny.” If you want to see who will be leading our country in 20 years, watch these…and then take some cyanide. Or hope the consequences of global warming speed up by 30 years.

8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llz_kIgUgyg

This one is easily our favorite. Gets funnier as it goes. Nice work.  The Tay Zonday line is classic.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh0X3Q8bokM

Man, the last thing we wanted to see when clicking on this was some skinny dork without a shirt on. A skinny girl with nice boobs without a shirt on, sure. Skinny dork, no.

5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RpHJBm_PYg

The video quality at the beginning of this one is on par with a McDonald’s training video that made its way through a wash cycle. Brother has some thoughtful indignation after the intro though, so not bad.

4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjTfYS9wWg

Holy shit is this the father of those Trenchcoat Mafia kids?

3.5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjTfYS9wWg

This one isn’t technically a response, but someone remixed “Don’t Tase Me, Bro.” Respect.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM_bfTAbY8s

This one at least makes some sense.

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlnVtqnaAto
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw8DO0kftXk

Would be better if the chicks were topless.

In conclusion, all we have to say is, “Tay Zonday! Tay Zonday!”