Our favorite f’able grandma (no, that’s not really her) has been getting around this month. First, she quit her stupid job. Naturally, FOXNews talking heads know it has nothing to do with the fact her grandbaby’s daddy has been going Maury Povich. It’s the fact that everyone is out to ruin her life. So says Peter Roff:

There was little else she could accomplish in the remainder of her term. Her popularity, in Alaska and across the nation, made her an obvious target for Democrats seeking to preemptively knock her out of the 2012 presidential race.

Nope. Nothing she could accomplish. Except deal with the economy, create some jobs and provide any general leadership for her constituents.

As for Peter Roff, he’s a whack-a-doodle of the highest caliber, having put his fingers in every pie he can since the Reagan years, mostly playing Robin to Newt Gingrich’s Batman. His most famous quote of thousands of meaningless utterances: “This is George W. Bush’s Washington.”

With friends like those…

So the GILF now embarks on the classic media tour. TIME stuck her on the cover this week with the headline: The Renegade. Like the old WCW Wrestler.

The TIME story has a lot of talk about the kinky stuff the GILF and her boytoy, Todd, like to do in saunas and on snowmobiles. Pretty much a puff piece. Meanwhile, Vanity Fair provided some great commentary on the Palin brand this month. It also included a tremendously creepy scene of the GILF talking at a pro-life rally.

Levi Johnston, the redneck, hockey playin’, Governor’s daughter bangin’, All-American, bad boy, spent some time with New York Magazine (one of our favorites), talking about getting his baby momma’s name removed from his ring finger and, you saw this coming, doing some kind of reality television show.

Levis has also been getting around — and not just in the panties of every horny gal in Alaska. He went hunting with GQ and did the shirtless photo shoot. We will always believe that Levi’s just L-I-V-I-N. But the baby photos were not cool.